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Rumpy Rules In the EU. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 hours old)

This weekend we are having a bit of a booze up in the Boggart Blog office as we celebrate another political success for our campaigning journalism. Our reporting of the stitch up being prepared to pus… more

Monty Python and the Brussels Sprouts From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

Controversy rages over the choice of Herman Van Rompuy (pronounched rumpy to rhyme with pumpy) to the EU presidency. Stung by British Rumpy Pumpy jokes the French-language Belgian regional newspaper L… more

3-part question for those with a sweet tooth. From Znethru ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (1 day old)

Is Marzipan the same as Icing Sugar and what is a Battenburg?… more

We wish you a merry Christmas (but not in Dundee) From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

Faced with the prospect of watching the X Factor and I'm a Celebrity this weekend after an excruciating night of Pudsey Bear nonsense we were scouring the web for entertainment when we stumbled across… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more

Attack Of The Killer Trousers From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (3 days old)

Have you ever noticed anything sinister about the trousers old men wear. Attack Of The Killer Trousers… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

What to do on a half rainy afternoon. From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (4 days old)

"I like to stand here meaninglessly and hand out leaflets of an irrelevant nature." That will be the text of some A4 sheets that I will print up and hand out to a few locals outside the shopping ce… more

Another Afghan Fiasco From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (5 days old)

The government of the NATO allies are talking about an exit strategy to hand over power and security to the corrupt and dydfunctional Afghan government and abandon the diastrous war in Afghanistan. … more

The Real Queen's Speech Redux From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

It is well known that every year HM The Queen writes her own speech for the state opening of parliament and that every year The Government goes to great lengths to ensure the draft is lost and Queenie… more

A Pretty Maid Must Show 40% To Get Laid. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

I'm an unlikely Daily Mail reader but this link, sent to me by a mate who knows how much Boggart Blog loves pointless research stories, pricked my curiosity. It will take you to an item that claims a … more

Look Out Jedward, Fleo Is Here From fatsally in Boggartblog (5 days old)

Oh Dear, it seems we can't get away from Jedward, the tone deaf duo comprised entirely of identical twins. Not to be outdone Boggartblog has secretly been grooming its own tone deaf duo to storm th… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (5 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

President Rimmer Obama From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (6 days old)

Looking around American blogs today I see there is a kerfuffle about President O's deep bow to the Emperor Of Japan. Typically the Politically Correct Thought Police are defending Obama. "What is wron… more

BNP go mad in Essex. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (6 days old)

We have just heard from the BNP Annual conference in (ta-ta-tada-ta-taaa) Wigan that BNP leaders will stand in the forthcoming general election as a candidate for BARKING. 'Nuff said? (BBC Ne… more

You haven't lived until... From Znethru ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (7 days old)

This is more a meme than a question, but the idea is that you fill in the formula in your own unique way. You haven't lived until... My contribution? You haven't lived until you've eaten your… more

Has the film started yet? From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (7 days old)

Have you ever put on a film to watch on the telly and there were a few adverts to watch first, but the film had such little 'presence' that you could hardly tell when it had started, and so little hap… more

Octomum From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 days old)

To avoid misunderstanding the title is not a new Bond film or a character from tonight's (eagerly anticipated) Doctor Who adventure. Octomum, or Octomom as she is American is the Latina woman who h… more

What is bigger, the Universe or Infinity? From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (7 days old)

What is bigger, the Universe or Infinity? Find out by clicking below which leads to another Znethru & Mr B video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwzo3fLefhw… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (7 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

Things Just Keep Getting Better! From fatsally in Boggartblog (8 days old)

The other day Boggartblog brought you the news that we're just not drinking enough, tipping the unfinished bottle down the sink wastes an incredible amount of the old Mucho Collapso and so we should a… more

Doctor Doctor From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (9 days old)

As the government pumps up the hype on the swine flu pandemic, the better to help its major donors in the phramaceutical industry I thought it was a good time to revive this old ditty: Doctor Docto… more

Swine Flu - No worries, you'll just gain a few pounds From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

The government of control freaks are keeping up their fear and panic campaign to turns us all into gibbering wrecks who cower in fear of swine flu. Boggart Blog has always said this scare is simply ab… more

Marking computer Says No AsTop Writers Fail Their English A Level. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Boggart Blog makes it our business to invigilate the progressive education lobby for sings of loonyness. An we have to be honest, they keep us busy. One of the most crackpot ideas to come out of th… more

The way things panned out today From Znethru ^Pro in Aardvark Blog (11 days old)

Today had a kind of intense vibe to it. I wonder if the atmospheric pressure just seems to go up on days like this. Can't really think of anything mindblowing that happened today although I did go … more

Simon Cowell Secret Revealed From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

Boggart Blog has not been following The X Factor this time round because, well let’s be honest, we have done all the cheap jokes in the past. Also the biggest X Factor joke this year is Jedward and no… more